The next time someone threatens to kick your ass just go “and whos to say I wouldnt like it” then wink at them. Theres a 50% you’ll get your ass kicked and a 50% chance youll get laid.
I hope i get my ass kicked
what kind of teenager doesnt want to get laid
says the tumblr user @foreveralone-lyguy
which one of us got laid today? oh yeah, not you